Renound for the phrase “uhhh fuckin’ dubbers“, resident rice boy Billy a.k.a Peter Kay has ditched the Lude and gone for this uber cool 1.9.TD Vento! 89k on the clock and in pretty mint nick, it has to be said, thanks to a sudden bout of the rare medical condition ”Terry Tibbs Syndrome” he’s bagged a bargain! Stand [...]
VW Festival – 2009
What can only be described as the most EPIC pre-Edition convoy commenced on thus forth the day of Saturday the 15th of August 2009. Starting the day, me and Simply met up at Bolton services around midday with the plan set to make the trip up to Birch to meet our fellow h20 bretheren. The day was [...]
All Roads Lead To…
Coming soon to E38 2009!
Th’Orrinwerks… The time is nigh..
It was request by a select few people that somebody should produce a small yet fulfilling video of both the convoy to Edition38 this year and some content which provided many lols from within the ‘Shire that is.. UN-H2O-shire. Seeing as though I am currently dubless and pining for something with a VR6 I’ll be [...]
Thas Could Tackle A Pipe
Now then noww then ah ses that could takcle a pipe AH SES TACKLE A PIPE! I went to Peter Kays… sorry Billys last night to show him me new flat cap. No sooner than i walked through door, cap was on his head! Forst he nicks me ‘at, then th’order bellows out to put wood i’ th’ oil [...]
Smart aRSe
Dic Caesar and his shit blue Caddy white helmet Smart Why is it that these wheels can make any car look ten times better in a ‘split’ second?
Someone’s Sig Once Said……….
If air ride is for gays, then i love pussy!!! Me and Ollie proving you can still have “Stance” just as low (and be straight ) with out the need to “cheat” and have “bags” for suspension – Note to all female Scenesters out there though – We <3 Pussy! But, we do it low n slow all [...]
VIP – FTGDMFW!
My VIP pass turned up today for the Awesome GTi open day on sunday………….. Now it doesnt get me any special treatment, access all areas, models on my car, or guaranteed show n shine succes or anything!……………… BUT i do get a free burger - FTGDMFW!
Malibu Beach
Whilst we watch our own lives dwindle away during the dark hours, sat in our garages polishing our ‘built’ show cars that can’t get featured because we’re northern and haven’t got rich parents. There are people out there who can hit the nail on the head with one foul swipe.. oh, oh sorry I meant [...]
My new smoker..
As some of you may know I recently purchased a new smoker, it’s nothing special and I actually doubt it’ll last me 5 minutes. It certainly isn’t going to last until the build is finished. I’m one for throwing people off the scent and I do believe I’ve done it quite well with this one. [...]
