Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh the Detailed Summer Bash at PSi Tuning. Excellent Smithers! Always a good show and this year it was held at PSi Tuning instead of Awesome GTi. It was also homecoming for the Shit Blue Caddy, back to the place of it’s birth! UHHHHHHH! Naturally it had to be there, i mean come on after all it is their car! Summer wasn’t really the word though as to be frank it was shitting it down all day! That didn’t stop us lot making a mass gathering and making the trek down though. Representin innit!
So the Unphased boyo’s met up in the morning at Charnock and made the journey down to meet up with H2o batallion at Lymm! From then on it was on to Stoke!
We got there in good time, despite leaving Adz behind on the motorway thanks to his uberly low Mk3 not being able to go faster than 50mph, hahaha! Yes, his bird hates it. Nevermind! He eventually made it though, bless him.
Upon arrival we were directed where to go… “ehhh laaaaaa if yous wanna jus parrrrrhhhk up on der left ‘and siiiide over derrr dat’ll be boss mase“, and so, the clubstand began to be assembled…
In the meantime Ric was off bumming PSi and parking his car up on ‘their’ stand while the words “sell out” and “cunt” rang through the air! Swivel!!
Five minutes passed and some people decided to fuck about, Ric (and Adz) didn’t. The Caddy was dumped in it’s spot with only one priority on their minds, and that was the burger van! Nout better in the morning than a brew and a burger haha!
It was great watching Adz attempt to eat his barm whilst Emma was bollocking him for dropping it everywhere! Ric the fat bastard scoffed it in about 4 bites. Growing lad he says! Bullshit.
Once everyone was lined up the old washing gear of bucket and sponges, sorry WASH MITS came out and people gave their cars a quick flick over despite the clouds taking a constant piss on everyone. Well, i say everyone, it was at the same time when Ric & Adz were stuffing their faces, it just had to be done - food takes priority over a bit of water and a clean car. Fat (sexy) bastards! Eventually Ric cleaned his car, kind of. Is there really any point in washing a car IN the rain? It’s a bit backwards really, hence the half wash job. Bollocks to you all. Adz on the otherhand didn’t even bother! Good effort Adz!
The weather didn’t really put anyone off though as car after car kept arriving for the next hour or so, and some even came later on throughout the morning up until dinnertime! People came from far and wide including as far as Scotland and the deeeep sarrrf!
The Grounded boys were there in full effect including Mr McGinleys uber sexual Mk3 that everyone hearts, and there was also a late appearance from the Westside chaps.
Next it was time to pop over and see Mr DJ G40ValverPaulSparxErrrLAAAA to grab a Show N Shine form. Upon grabbing the form, Ric noticed you had to fill in which county you were from! Well, of course, it was the perfect opportunity to get bezzlin and let everyone know Un-H2o were IN DA HAAAAAAAAAUS!!!!
It can only help in our quest for domination of the world!
Yes peeps, Un-H2oshire is here!
And so, the day continued, the tunes were pumping, the rain was falling and the peeps were wandering! It didn’t put a downer on the day though as the show was packed! This passed a couple of hours until finally, dinnertime was upon us. At the front of the queue Ric was there representing the nations obese, ordering a fat burger for his fat body! Fat! Yehhh FFFFFFFFFFAT!
Back over to the tunes and Janet decides to bring out two of the biggest cakes known to man, and what a good sport she was by doing that! It was perfect timing, dessert was served!
After everyone had sampled both varieties of cake (Barries dad leading the way on that one by sampling 3 of each), it was time for another wander until the raffle and show and shine results started!
I can’t really remember who won what in the raffle as i’ve slept since then but i do know that Mike bagged the Wheel Whores trophy and WE collected the Best Club Stand Award! YAYS! I say we, i should say Adam after he was pushed into the arms of Janet BWAHAHAHAHA!
Notice the crate of Stella and the fact that Mike was in attendance and well yeh it didn’t really last that long!
After everyone had cosumed our prize of one bottle of Stella each it was time to call it a day at PSi and move onto our local jaunt of Mascrat Manor for fit barmaids and food, rounding off a good but wet day!
P.S. The glasses are courtesy of Calvert’s holiday to Kos a few weeks previous, so himself Ric and Mike decided halfway through the day to have a ‘twat’ moment and wear them! Eeee well, some mother do av ‘um.
7 Responses
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Dan Says:
Ric, mike won the wheel whores trophy u dick!!!!!!
I dont mind taking the credit though
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Fat Bastard With The Shit Blue Caddy Says:
Ooops, my bad, edited! I must have been thinking of you at the time. <3
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Adz Says:
Haha quality stuff, could just eat another one of them roast beef buttys again
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Em Says:
Quality write up!
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Calvert Says:
Good write up Richard.
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Barrie Says:
I lol at the ‘Barries dad’ comment.
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Richie Says:
Top write up ric.
I want some of that cake again.
UN-H2O’Shire at attendence of edition is going to be as messy as Ric’s pants when he sees cake.
Top pics aswell.
