Yes you too can hire this fine example of a complete dog. 

Comes with slight scouse accent so Chlamydia & The Clap are present.  Will have Warts & Syphilis within next 3 months.

No kids… somehow.

Block bookings available.

Is willing to do watersports.  Scat charged at extra cost.

Ring for an appointment… 07812 41….

Fatty | Shits and Lolls | 07 29th, 2009 |

7 Responses

1. Ollie Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 11:59

   the things i’d do….

2. DuBmIKe Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 12:45

   Hahahaha, but i will stick up for him and say he hasn’t got a scouse accent!

3. Th'Orrin Dubbington Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 13:44

   Eh… jah want ter buy me merk 3? it’s a Kebby..

4. Nathan Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 14:08

   scat is wrong man,

   adam is not scouse just a random bunch of words and letters appear from his mouth when he opens it!

5. Fat Bastard With The Shit Blue Caddy Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 15:00

   he’s from scene telens, he’s a plastic scouser

6. Kelly Says:
   July 29th, 2009 at 15:53

   We’ve been thorugh this, it’s a ‘Scousecounian’ accent! xD

7. DuBmIKe Says:
   July 30th, 2009 at 08:27

   I think ‘scousecunian’ was for that awesome lad from haydock!

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